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A glowing human form has frequently been spotted staring on the shore of Anderson Pond.
The martian commander of a flying saucer has purportedly been noticed on a few instances gazing at the view from the pinnacle of Barton Hill at the stroke of midnight.
A colossal bull can be observed very frequently by Bog Brook Dam in the early morning hours gazing at the water.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from space has now and then been noticed heaving rocks into the water at Ash Swamp Brook after midnight.
The ghost of a pregnant lady is every now and then seen in Enfield Shaker Historic District at night shuffling orbs around.
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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
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