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These are some lies we made up about Grafton.
A space invader from planet Jupiter has repeatedly been noticed at Brown Brook in the early morning hours before sunrise flinging pieces of wood into the flowing water.
An alien from another world is regularly observed in a canoe on Mirror Lake carrying a human cranium.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has been observed on a handful of occasions going to see Aaron Ledge very late at night.
A space alien from planet Jupiter may regularly be perceived gazing over Orange Basin after midnight.
An extraterrestrial from another world can be seen time and again looking at the water by Grafton Pond Dam in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Grafton
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Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
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