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These are some lies we made up about Goshen.
A space alien from the Moon was spotted drifting down on Babb Brook before sunrise.
A creepy skeleton showed up smoking a pipe at Butterfield Pond Dam late in the night. When the viewer became visible the spirit escaped. If you talk to the local residents, this ghost is the undead soul of a long dead Goshen person who lived here.
A space alien from another planet was noticed seated at the kitchen counter in a Goshen building.
An enormous seal became visible seeking a man at State Park Beach.
A large frightening monster was perceived sniveling up on the apex of Ames Hill.
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Ghost Sightings From Goshen
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Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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