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These are some lies we made up about Gorham.
A Brachiosaurus has every so often been spotted striding through a house in Gorham.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is sometimes observed in Gorham Common at night burying a cadaver by a sizeable boulder.
A space alien from planet Mars has supposedly been witnessed on a small number of occasions wandering through a mobile home in close proximity to Gorham.
A space invader from outer space may occasionally be distinguished at a pay phone in Gorham talking on the telephone.
An enormous pig was made out struggling to grab something in the middle of a secluded road close to Gorham on a dark night.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship materialized dragging a body from the cold water of Barnes Brook late in the night.
A gigantic sloth was seen staying in a forsaken mansion in Gorham.
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Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails? Delbert: - Don't know Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring. Why do women use make-up and perfume? - Because they're ugly and they smell bad. Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map. Arthur: -This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: -Arthur did. Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest? Delbert: - Don't know Arthur: -No body. Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek. - How do we cross Delbert? - Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side. - You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in. Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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