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A woman with an axe sticking out of her head was noticed in Callahan State Park by the ranger station appearing bloodcurdling. The watcher ran off after he made out the spirit.
A gigantic marmoset was seen in a building in Goffstown.
The ghost of a female with a plastic bag fastened around her head has frequently been noticed going wild near the entrance to Blackstone River Valley National Heritage Corridor. In any case, it undoubtedly is a scary ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A large terrifying dragon is often witnessed in a Goffstown flat.
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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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