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An ET from planet Mercury is rumored to have been distinguished on a small number of instances guzzling water from Greggs Falls before sunrise.
An extremely large opossum may frequently be distinguished in a Goffstown area supermarket, walking the aisles.
A giant hog has now and then been noticed relaxing at the kitchen counter in a Goffstown mobile home mounding stones.
The ghost of a gentleman clad as a handy man is sometimes spotted by Campbell Swamp annihilating an object. People allege that this spirit is possibly the stressed spirit of a local who used to dwell here in Goffstown.
An ET from space has been noticed on one or two occasions in the early morning hours drifting by on Barnard Brook.
Snow White may from time to time be noticed consuming a sandwich beneath a creepy lofty tree in Clough State Forest.
The ghost of a gentleman sporting a sheriff uniform is repeatedly seen mounted on a steed beside a road near Goffstown.
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A local person alleges that this ghost is the undead spirit of an old Goffstown person who lived here. No matter what, this phantom undeniably is creepy; one that you would not want to come across before dawn.
A gargantuan pronghorn can frequently be spotted surveying the view from the top of Beards Hill on a dark night.
A gargantuan
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donkey may be spotted often reading a tabloid by Raymond Cliff.
The ghost of an old gentleman with a big white beard has now and then been noticed holding a human skull beside the water at Gregg Mill Pond. Some people allege this phantom is that of a local person who existed here in Goffstown some time ago.
A space alien is every now and then noticed staring at the water by Daniels Lake Dam in the early morning hours.
An alien traveler from another galaxy has supposedly been noticed on many instances looking in Black Brook Park at midnight.
An alien from another solar system may every now and then be seen at a coin operated phone in Goffstown talking on the telephone.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship was observed flickering a lantern alongside a secluded road next to Goffstown late in the night.
The Loch Ness Monster materialized staying in a forsaken structure in Goffstown.
The phantom of a gentleman having on a military outfit became visible traveling on a moped on a gloomy highway
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near Goffstown. This is one of those phantoms that is perceived often close by. One thing is for guaranteed, this is an unpleasant ghost that any commonsensical person would not want to encounter.
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Ghost Sightings From Goffstown
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Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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