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These are some lies we made up about Glen.
A sizeable chilling ogre may sometimes be observed trying to locate a photo near the water's edge at Meadow Pond.
A space invader from Mars is frequently perceived nosing around in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Glen.
An ET from another world has purportedly been noticed on one or two instances gazing at the water by Glen Ellis Dam very late at night.
A space man can repeatedly be witnessed laundering a blood-covered bed sheet in Dianas Baths in the early morning hours.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can be witnessed repeatedly in a Glen school before sunrise marching the corridors.
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Ghost Sightings From Glen
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Ghost Sightings From Glen
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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