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A gentleman having an axe in his head has every so often been made out walking a Rottweiler very late at night on a dark Gilsum residential street.
The ghost of a mail carrier is occasionally spotted piling stones in Hammond Hollow very late at night.
A female person has been said to have been noticed on one or two occasions by Cranberry Pond Dam late in the night looking at the water. Regardless of what, it is unquestionably a terrifying spirit that you shouldn't go searching for.
The ghost of a woman having letters carved into her hand may once in a while be noticed looking for a box among the shrubs of Beech Hill State Forest.
A female with larvae crawling out of her ears was made out glugging down paint by Beaver Brook Falls at night. When witnessed the ghost approached the eye witness who then ran off. According to the locals, this ghost might be a renowned past native of Gilsum. One thing's for certain, this spirit undeniably is scary; one that should be kept away from.
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- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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