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A female with her right arm and right leg severed has allegedly been observed on a few instances in Ayers Branch going crazy. Locals declare that this ghost is almost certainly the undeparted ghost of a local resident who used to dwell here in Gilmanton Iron Works. No matter what people express, this is an unpleasant ghost that is preferably not upset.
The ghost of a guy gripping a blood-covered sword can often be seen on the shore of Upper Suncook Lake burrowing a gap.
The Loch Ness Monster can be noticed often on the top of Avery Hill at the stroke of midnight looking at the sight.
A gigantic mole has from time to time been noticed trying on clothes in a Gilmanton Iron Works apartment.
An alien traveler from another part of the galaxy is sometimes distinguished crawling out of a drain hole on a Gilmanton Iron Works street in the early morning hours.
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Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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