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The extraterrestrial crew member of a flying saucer has been said to have been seen on a few instances in Dewey Park in the early morning hours hauling a cadaver through some bushes.
An martian vacationer from another part of the galaxy can be distinguished frequently gazing at the waves down beside the shore at Dewey Beach in the early morning hours.
A giant antelope has once in a while been spotted hurling pieces of wood into Lake Sunapee around midnight.
A minotaur is every so often witnessed up on Baisdell Hill piling boulders.
The spirit of a brawny lumberjack carrying a large axe may from time to time be perceived gulping blood from a cup down by the water at Bay Point. It's been said that this precise ghost is perhaps the undead ghost of a person who used to live here in Georges Mills.
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What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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