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An extraterrestrial voyager from the cosmos is rumored to have been observed on one or two occasions struggling to exclaim something up on the pinnacle of Beede Hill.
The phantom of a young-looking lady outfitted as a maid may once in a while be seen struggling to grab something beside a big tree in Rock Rimmon State Forest. Locals who have seen this ghost say this ghost could be the spirit of a local person who died here in Fremont some time ago.
A space man from outer space was noticed mid stream in Bartlett Brook contemplating.
The phantom of a down-and-out gentleman was spotted in a residence near Fremont. There have been other tales with reference to this phantom in the neighborhood.
The martian captain of an alien spaceship was spotted looking for a photo beneath a parked vehicle in a Fremont parking lot at the stroke of midnight.
The phantom of a young-looking cowboy was seen burying a body by a sizeable boulder in Kingston
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State Park late at night. Additional people in the neighborhood have had comparable experiences with the same ghost. In any case, it indisputably is a frightening spirit that is rather not disturbed.
A menacing being is repeatedly distinguished at Angle Pond Dam before dawn staring angrily at the onlooker.
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Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
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