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These are some lies we made up about Freedom.
An extraterrestrial from another world showed up reasoning beside the water at Berry Bay.
The spirit of a pregnant female was noticed near the waterfront at Duck Pond shuffling orbs around. When the ghost was seen it faded away into the thin air. If you talk to the locals, this ghost loves terrifying unwise folks who come seeking ghosts in Freedom.
The ghost of a young-looking man sporting a winter coat was noticed around midnight giving a piloted excursion of Bald Ledge to a party of ghosts. The ghost was ingested by the night after being spotted.
A headless man has frequently been spotted at Berry Bay Dam late in the night pointing at the viewer. Many residents assert this ghost may be a renowned old days resident of Freedom. Regardless of what, it's without a doubt a creepy phantom that should be stayed away from.
An alien is frequently witnessed in Lords Hill Historic District around midnight hiding a corpse by a large rock.
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Ghost Sightings From Freedom
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
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