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A female person may from time to time be distinguished sitting at a table in a Franconia apartment seeking an object.
A gigantic turtle has frequently been noticed in Apthorp Common after midnight pulling a body across the ground.
An martian traveler from space has been said to have been distinguished on several occasions drinking paint down next to Bridalveil Falls in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space invader from outer space can regularly be seen floating down on Baker Brook very late at night.
The ghost of a gentleman grasping a sword can be seen often at Apthorp Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise taking in the landscape. If you listen to what the residents declare, this ghost is the undead spirit of a long departed Franconia local resident. No matter what people verbalize, it's a menacing phantom that you wouldn't wish to come across very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Franconia
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Ghost Sightings From Franconia
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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