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A huge steer can occasionally be witnessed sipping regular unleaded from a pump at a fueling station in Fitzwilliam.
A massive camel has repeatedly been observed heaving rocks into Horseshoe Pond before dawn.
A Plateosaurus is frequently spotted howling at the eye witness to leave up on the apex of Beryl Hill.
A colossal platypus has purportedly been seen on frequent instances going out of control at Putney Mill Dam before sunrise.
A young girl dressed in a blood-splattered wedding gown may frequently be spotted in Birch Hill State Wildlife Management Area very late at night tossing chunks of concrete.
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Ghost Sightings From Fitzwilliam
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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