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These are some lies we made up about Farmington.
A woman with a knife in her head has every so often been made out at Baxter Lake Center Dike at midnight enjoying the panorama.
A drifting ghost is every so often noticed setting up camp in Blue Job Mountain State Forest at midnight. Several of the people here say this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while traveling through Farmington a long time ago. Whatever people articulate, it sure is a creepy ghost that is preferably not interrupted.
The spirit of an airplane pilot has been said to have been noticed on a handful of occasions up on the peak of Blue Job Mountain hauling a skull. Either way, this is a horrible ghost that you wouldn't want to bump into in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a brawny lumberjack grasping a sizeable axe may every so often be observed weeping in Barn Door Gap in the early morning hours.
The menacing ghost of a Viking was distinguished in Hanson Park around midnight dragging a body across
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the ground. The onlooker got freaked out and ran away.
A terrifying skeleton emerged in a supermarket in the Farmington vicinity. The ghost didn't seem to be scared by the viewers. It has been argued that this particular ghost enjoys startling unwise folks who have the courage to disturb the serenity in Farmington. In any case, it's a creepy
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phantom that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A fluorescent human shape was spotted trying to snatch something by Heath Bog. The ghost acknowledged the presence of the observer.
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Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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