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The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship is now and then observed talking into the thin air by Fort Rock.
A space invader from planet Mars has been distinguished on many instances reading a tabloid by Beech Hill Brook.
A space man from outer space was made out hovering in the middle of a shady road in the vicinity of Exeter.
A woman gripping her head beneath her arm came into view at Powderhouse Point at midnight looking down into the water. The ghost was unconcerned that there was someone else near. Loads of residents assert this spirit loves startling people who come trying to locate spirits in Exeter. Any which way, it certainly is a bloodcurdling ghost that you do not want to run into at night.
The phantom of a young-looking woman sporting a blood-splattered wedding dress was observed mailing a box at an Exeter post office. The appearance of the witness scared the spirit who then faded away. Locals claim that this ghost can be
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the spirit of a local who passed away here in Exeter some time ago.
A space invader emerged axing down a big tree in John D Eaton State Forest around midnight.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another planet was noticed staring across Newmarket Plains on a dark night.
An Iguanodon has frequently been observed in Burrows-Brookside
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Sanctuary in the early morning hours flashing a flash light.
A giant chimpanzee is regularly spotted contemplating by Cedar Swamp Pond.
The Ugly Duckling has been said to have been made out on a handful of instances sipping regular from a pump at a gas station in Exeter.
A gargantuan crocodile may often be observed by Dustin Pond Dam before dawn staring at the water.
A decapitated female may be seen time and again appearing terrifying up on Beech Hill. A person who lives here declares that this ghost could be a recognized former time resident of Exeter. In any case, this is an unlikable spirit that any rational person would not want to encounter.
A space alien from planet Neptune has every so often been distinguished walking a Sheepdog very late at night on a shadowy Exeter street.
The spirit of a young girl is from time to time witnessed peeping through apartment windows in Exeter before sunrise.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy has allegedly been observed on many occasions outside
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Vaughan Woods Memorial State Park flinging stones.
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Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
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