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These are some lies we made up about Etna.
A drifting ghost has occasionally been distinguished on the peak of Balch Hill around midnight looking at the vista.
The phantom of an airliner pilot is sometimes witnessed rummaging around in the closet in the bedroom of an Etna flat very late at night. Several of the residents argue this spirit may very well be a recognized former time local of Etna. Nevertheless, it's a terrifying ghost that is rather not upset.
Marco Polo has been spotted on frequent occasions chain-sawing down a soaring tree in Thetford Hill State Forest at midnight.
A gargantuan rabbit can sometimes be witnessed by Velvet Rocks looking scary.
An ET has repeatedly been made out facing the viewer mid stream in Blodgett Brook.
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Ghost Sightings From Etna
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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