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These are some lies we made up about Epsom.
A space man from another solar system may once in a while be spotted trying on shoes in an Epsom mobile home.
A huge pronghorn was spotted drinking water from Steeles Falls at the stroke of midnight.
An alien was made out scrambling out of a manhole on an Epsom avenue very late at night.
Marco Polo was spotted calling people's names up on Barton Hill.
An alien traveler from another galaxy was observed by Bear Brook State Park Dam very late at night staring at the water.
A glow-in-the-dark human figure has frequently been witnessed chucking pebbles into the water at Ames Brook at midnight.
The spirit of a youthful man in a winter jacket is regularly witnessed playing a piece of music on a harpsichord in an Epsom home.
A beheaded guy has allegedly been observed on a few instances flinging chunks of concrete into Lynxfield Pond in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a nurse with a bloody uniform may frequently
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be seen in an Epsom school at midnight walking the halls. Residents say that this ghost loves scaring unwise people who come seeking ghosts in Epsom.
The ghost of a guy gripping a bloody sword may be distinguished repeatedly excavating a crack in Pittsfield Center Historic District in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A giant lemur
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has every so often been noticed in a mirror in an Epsom residence; the phantom was only to be seen in the mirror.
An extremely large eland is every now and then witnessed trying to find a photo beside a parked vehicle in an Epsom parking lot before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Epsom
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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