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A very large addax was spotted nosing around in mailboxes after midnight in Epping.
An alien from another galaxy was witnessed gazing angrily at the viewer in Star Speedway at night.
An alien has often been witnessed performing a tune on a piano in an Epping trailer.
An martian traveler from another planet is often perceived tossing rocks between the plants of Nottingham State Forest.
An alien from planet Mercury has purportedly been seen on many occasions up on Bald Hill carving a hole.
An ET from outer space can regularly be made out at Dolloff Dam before dawn taking pleasure in the view.
A minotaur may be distinguished repeatedly at the water at Fundy Cove swallowing blood from a container.
A space man has sometimes been observed in Burnhams Marshes before dawn attempting to hide a dead body.
The alien mechanic of a UFO has allegedly been seen on several occasions hauling a body from the freezing water of Back Creek at midnight.
A giant mare can now and then be made out staring across Newmarket Plains late at night.
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Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
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