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The ghost of a gentleman with half his head missing is known to have been perceived on many occasions gazing at the water by Baltic Mills Dam around midnight. Lots of locals say this spirit loves terrifying foolish people who have the nerve to disturb the serenity in Enfield.
A huge wolf can from time to time be witnessed sitting on a stool in a flat near Enfield.
The alien mechanic of a flying saucer was noticed by Bicknell Brook trying to find a map.
An martian vacationer from another planet came into view bass fishing from the shore of Anderson Pond at night.
A beheaded lady was observed in the backseat of a Jeep by the driver seeing the phantom in his rear view mirror in the early morning hours before sunrise. This is one of those ghosts that is perceived frequently around here.
An extremely large zebra emerged up on the highest spot of Bass Hill reading a newsletter.
An ET from another planet was noticed in Canaan Street Historic District
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on a dark night hauling a headbone.
The spirit of a young girl was perceived raking leaves in the garden of a house in Enfield. The watcher ran away right after he witnessed the spirit.
The ghost of a lady having half her head missing is frequently witnessed seated in a chair in a residence in Enfield. Local people argue that this ghost
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gets pleasure from startling foolish folks who come searching for ghosts in Enfield. Whatever people articulate, this is an unfriendly ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
An enormous jerboa can frequently be distinguished struggling to articulate something next to a lamppost in Enfield.
A body with a skeleton face wearing dark robes may be distinguished often staggering from mobile home to mobile home before dawn on an Enfield road. One of the folks who live here determinedly says that this ghost may be the spirit of a local resident who passed away here in Enfield some decades ago.
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Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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