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The ghost of an aircraft pilot has supposedly been noticed on a handful of instances dragging a body from the chilly water of Baker Brook before dawn.
An alien from planet Neptune may regularly be noticed hauling a cranium at Cascade Brook Dam on a dark night.
The spirit of a tough lumberjack carrying a sizeable axe can be witnessed frequently in Chadwick Meadows Marsh in the early morning hours trying to deposit a corpse. Scores of folks who live here argue this ghost loves scaring foolhardy folks who dare to disrupt the peace in Elkins.
A bloodcurdling skeleton is every now and then distinguished in a clothing store in the Elkins vicinity. In any event, this is an unlikable phantom that you shouldn't go searching for.
A man that shifted shape into a vampire has purportedly been seen on a few occasions fly fishing from the water's edge of Kezar Lake around midnight.
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Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
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