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An alien is frequently spotted floating by on Emerson Brook around midnight.
An martian vacationer from another solar system has purportedly been noticed on many occasions taking a night-time dip at Providence Lake Beach.
A guy with a sword in his head may often be distinguished striding through a flat in Effingham. A man who lives here alleges that this spirit is the stressed soul of a long gone Effingham local.
A large creepy ogre can be seen over and over again at Arthur H Fox Memorial Dam at midnight smoking a cigar.
A guy's body with the head of a dog has now and then been noticed articulating into the thin air amongst the trees of Pine River State Forest. No matter what, it's a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
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Ghost Sightings From Effingham
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
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