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The martian captain of an alien spaceship may be observed frequently in a desolate place close to East Wakefield.
The ghost of a lady with a dagger in her back is every now and then made out near the water at Nutters Point gazing crossly at the observer. In any case, this is an unlikable ghost that should be avoided.
The ghost of a strapped up woman has been said to have been made out on a handful of instances looking at the waves at the waterfront at Great East Lake Beach before sunrise. Based on what the local residents argue, this ghost is that of a resident who had a home here in East Wakefield some decades ago. No matter what people articulate, it's a menacing ghost that is rather not messed with.
A space alien from planet Pluto can once in a while be made out examining the scenery from the highest spot of Horn Hill in the early morning hours.
A gigantic orangutan has often been noticed hauling a cadaver from the freezing water of Branch River around midnight.
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Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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