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The ghost of a delivery man was made out struggling to grip something by a menacing tall tree in John D Eaton State Forest. The bystander ran off after he witnessed the phantom.
A feminine form has regularly been spotted chucking stones into Tuxbury Pond on a dark night. Whichever way, this ghost sure is chilling; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.
Nicolaus Copernicus is frequently made out struggling out of Great Swamp soaked in dirty water on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial is rumored to have been distinguished on a small number of instances looking at people in an East Kingston home through a window.
The ghost of a female with names etched into her nose can frequently be noticed gazing down into the water at Powderhouse Point at night.
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Ghost Sightings From East Kingston
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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