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A massive bunny can once in a while be noticed browsing through the closet in the bedroom of an East Hampstead flat on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another world was seen carrying a human cranium beside a high tree in Rock Rimmon State Forest.
A man having a machete in his head showed up howling in the center of Camp Brook. This ghost is incredibly active in this area; there have been one or two other accounts of this individual ghost. One thing's for sure, it's undeniably a bloodcurdling ghost that you would not want to run into on a dark night.
A giant budgerigar was spotted taking a rest at the dining table in an East Hampstead mobile home.
A space man from another planet appeared staring at the water by Crystal Lake Dam late at night.
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What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
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