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These are some lies we made up about Durham.
An martian vacationer from the cosmos has often been seen mounted on a bicycle on a shadowy road close to Durham.
An alien from planet Venus is regularly distinguished gulping water from Packers Falls late in the night.
A gargantuan cheetah has been distinguished on many instances in Tuttle Swamp at the stroke of midnight attempting to deposit a corpse.
A space man from outer space may be perceived very frequently by Bellamy Reservoir Dam late at night gazing at the water.
An extraterrestrial has occasionally been observed in a flat in Durham.
An alien traveler from another planet is rumored to have been noticed on numerous instances going bananas down beside the shore at Lamprey River Reservoir.
A space alien from planet Pluto may every now and then be spotted before sunrise floating down on Beards Creek.
A giant hyena has frequently been noticed up on Bald Hill mounding pebbles.
An Iguanodon is often distinguished
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late at night glancing across The Hoppers.
An alien from outer space has been witnessed on several instances in a Durham apartment.
An alien can regularly be observed at Mica Point on a dark night looking down into the water.
The ghost of an old hag has every so often been seen smoking a pipe in Bellamy Park very late at night.
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Some of the people who live here say this ghost is possibly the undeceased ghost of a local who used to have a house here in Durham. Whatever folks articulate, it's a creepy ghost that you would not want to encounter late at night.
A huge chimpanzee has supposedly been observed on numerous occasions in Smith State Forest at night howling at a log.
A gargantuan zebra may every now and then be witnessed staggering down a deserted highway in the neighborhood of Durham.
A lady's body having a bat's head was observed in Vaughan Woods Memorial State Park right by the ranger station clutching a skull. Additional people in the neighborhood have had comparable incidents with an almost identical phantom.
The extraterrestrial technician of an unidentified flying object appeared coming into view in a bedroom mirror.
A space man from planet Pluto was perceived seated on the floor in a building in the neighborhood of Durham.
A space man from space emerged late at night sprinting after a passing Dodge on a shady road
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in the vicinity of Durham.
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Ghost Sightings From Durham
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Ghost Sightings From Durham
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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