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These are some lies we made up about Dover.
The spirit of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has frequently been seen attempting to articulate something at Bellamy Reservoir Dam after midnight. A lot of people who live here declare this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while driving through Dover some decades ago.
A space alien from Mars is repeatedly distinguished seeking a shoe under a parked pickup in a Dover parking lot before dawn.
The spirit of a guy in army attire has supposedly been perceived on many occasions on the top of Beech Hill at the stroke of midnight glancing at the sight. In any event, it in all certainty is a bloodcurdling ghost that should be shunned.
A medieval knight's armor without a human being inside may often be noticed flying over The Hoppers at midnight. People who have perceived this spirit allege this spirit is that of a local who resided here in Dover many years ago. Regardless of what, this ghost indisputably is scary; one that
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is better not upset.
The ghost of a woman with a plastic bag tied around her head may be observed often calling out names at midnight on a park bench in Dover. Residents allege that this phantom loves scaring people who come looking for phantoms in Dover.
A gigantic ferret has now and then been spotted by Packers Falls in the early morning
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hours before sunrise facing the bystander.
An alien from another world is once in a while observed walking through a mobile home in Dover.
A large creepy ghost may occasionally be observed riding on a llama down a road in close proximity to Dover.
Count Dracula has often been perceived in the early morning hours before sunrise crawling out of Gate Swamp drenched in filth.
A giant mandrill is frequently made out down next to the water at Adams Point burning a hat.
A space alien can repeatedly be witnessed looking at Carters Rock late in the night.
A large bloodcurdling giant has from time to time been distinguished in the center of Coffin Brook downing gasoline.
A colossal gopher is once in a while spotted in Vaughan Woods State Park late at night smoking a pipe.
The ghost of a chained up gentleman is rumored to have been witnessed on a few occasions at the entrance to Vaughan Woods Memorial State Park speaking into the thin air. A resident asserts that this ghost may well be a well-known
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former time resident of Dover.
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Ghost Sightings From Dover
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What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
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