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These are some lies we made up about Derry.
An martian traveler from another solar system was witnessed in Alexander-Carr Playground before dawn concealing a dead body by a large rock.
An alien from planet Pluto has often been observed by Adams Pond Dam late in the night looking at the water.
Aristotle is frequently made out at midnight ascending out of Ballard Marsh drenched in filth.
An extremely large civet has supposedly been observed on frequent instances on the summit of Bell Hill on a dark night looking at the sight.
A very large chipmunk can be seen repeatedly in Ballard State Forest on a dark night burrowing a crater in the ground.
A lady without a head has occasionally been spotted talking into the thin air as if someone in addition was near. One thing's for sure, this ghost sure is chilling; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
An extraterrestrial from space is every so often noticed trying to locate a picture by Indian Rock.
Hansel and Gretel's mom may sometimes
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be distinguished peeking through home windows in Derry very late at night.
The martian mechanic of a UFO has often been noticed on the shore of Shadow Lake swallowing paint.
A colossal jaguar is repeatedly made out drifting along on Canfield Brook around midnight.
A gigantic pronghorn has allegedly been witnessed on several occasions
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watching television in a Derry living room on a dark night.
A man lacking a head may repeatedly be observed browsing through garbage cans on a Derry lane. According to what the locals say, this ghost is that of a local who dwelled here in Derry long ago. Any which way, this is an unpleasant phantom that should be avoided.
A very scary ghost can be noticed over and over again gazing down into the water at Boulder Cove around midnight.
An alien vacationer from space has once in a while been witnessed on a Derry street before dawn.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system is occasionally made out hovering in the air like a helium balloon in Derry.
The ghost of an elderly gold digger with a large mustache and a hook instead of his left hand is known to have been perceived on many occasions staring at a guy snoozing in an armchair in an apartment in Derry. Lots of folks who live here declare this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying foolhardy folks who come seeking ghosts in Derry.
Henry VIII can every
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so often be witnessed trying on clothes in a Derry home.
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Ghost Sightings From Derry
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Ghost Sightings From Derry
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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