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These are some lies we made up about Deerfield.
An extraterrestrial has purportedly been perceived on several instances in a row boat on Freeses Pond crying.
A woman with her head and both legs chopped off may sometimes be made out up on the apex of Adams Hill screaming.
The ghost of a gentleman grasping a blood-splattered sword was observed at the stroke of midnight hovering across Bettys Meadows. The spirit saluted the onlooker. It's been declared that this precise ghost is the undeceased soul of a long departed Deerfield local resident.
A gigantic bison showed up in Woodman State Forest late at night screaming at a log.
A soldier's uniform staggering about without a body in it was observed glugging down unleaded from a pump at a fuel station in Deerfield. When the phantom was seen it vanished into the thin air. If you talk to the locals, this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while traveling through Deerfield before the present.
The phantom of a terribly scorched
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female came into sight terrifying folks by Abe Emerson Marsh. The ghost was consumed by the air after being witnessed.
The phantom of a train driver was observed down near Steeles Falls late in the night screaming names. When witnessed the ghost approached the watcher who then ran off.
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Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
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