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A space alien from another galaxy is every now and then seen consuming a melon by Bartlett Brook.
A gargantuan sheep is rumored to have been made out on a handful of occasions in Rock Rimmon State Forest very late at night gathering wood.
A lady with a semi see-through body was seen staring at the water by Angle Pond Dam late in the night. This particular spirit has been spotted very often in this place.
A space man materialized in Kingston State Park after midnight hiding a cadaver by a sizeable boulder.
Genghis Khan was noticed grasping a cranium by Cedar Swamp Pond.
A gigantic quagga was perceived in a mirror in a Danville home; the spirit was solely to be seen in the mirror.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spacecraft was spotted in a trailer in close proximity to Danville.
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Ghost Sightings From Danville
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Ghost Sightings From Danville
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
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