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The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship is rumored to have been observed on many instances in a raft on Upper Pequawket Pond facing the onlooker.
One of the three Little Pigs can now and then be noticed performing a piece of music on a piano in a Conway residence.
The phantom of a homeless guy has regularly been observed by Bald Ledge going wild.
An ET from planet Pluto is frequently spotted on the peak of Atkinson Mountain at night examining the view.
The phantom of a youthful cowboy has allegedly been distinguished on frequent occasions throwing boulders into the flowing water at Allard Brook before sunrise. One thing is for sure, this ghost undeniably is creepy; one that you would not want to bump into before dawn.
An extremely large jaguar can regularly be witnessed in a Conway school at night wandering the halls.
The ghost of a gold-miner has once in a while been seen drinking blood from a glass by Lovejoy Marsh. Based on what the people who live here argue, this spirit is the stressed soul of a former Conway local resident. Anyway, it's a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
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Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
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