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A decapitated lady was observed watching movies in a Contoocook living room before sunrise. The ghost saluted the watcher.
A space invader from Jupiter came into view examining the landscape from the summit of Beech Hill before dawn.
An alien from space was observed shuffling orbs about down near the water at Broad Cove.
The ghost of a young girl was seen late in the night ascending out of Elm Brook Marsh covered in dirty water. When the spirit was perceived it vanished into the thin air. If you listen to what the residents argue, this ghost is that of a local resident who resided here in Contoocook a long time ago. No matter what, it's a scary spirit that is preferably not interrupted.
The phantom of a woman with half her head missing has frequently been distinguished screaming at a log in Allen State Forest before dawn. No matter what folks state, it is in all certainty a frightening ghost that you do not want to encounter at the stroke of midnight.
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woman with a knife in her head is frequently spotted staring furiously at the viewer in Ash Brook. One thing's for sure, this ghost undeniably is menacing; one that any normal person wouldn't wish to run into.
A gigantic okapi has been said to have been distinguished on a small number of occasions going through trash cans on a Contoocook lane.
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gargantuan ocelot may regularly be observed hanging in the air like a cloud in Contoocook.
An Iguanodon can be perceived often looking at a man slumbering on a mattress in a mobile home in Contoocook.
A drifting phantom has from time to time been observed in Contoocook Park on a dark night hiding a dead body by a sizeable boulder.
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Ghost Sightings From Contoocook
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
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