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An alien has frequently been noticed gulping regular from a fuel pump at a gas station in Concord.
Plato is often spotted in the early morning hours before sunrise glancing over Concord Plains.
The ghost of a woman having half her head lost has supposedly been made out on a small number of instances up on Broken Ground shouting names of people.
A character with a skeleton face wearing shady robes may regularly be perceived in Concord Civic District after midnight hauling a corpse across the dirt.
The extraterrestrial captain of an unidentified flying object can be noticed over and over again verbalizing into the air as if somebody in addition was in attendance.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another world has from time to time been made out in Holt Road Marsh on a dark night trying to hide a cadaver.
A space man from planet Saturn is from time to time observed in Soucook River State Forest very late at night gathering wood.
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lady having a spear in her head has been spotted on numerous occasions near Garvin Falls late at night stacking rocks. In any event, this ghost certainly is scary; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A colossal donkey was perceived looking through trailer windows in Concord late at night.
A huge elephant came into sight downing
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blood from a container by the water at Goodwin Point.
An ET from the cosmos was noticed at Briar Pipe Dam at midnight trying to find a shoe.
A space alien became visible gobbling a piece of bread by Ash Brook.
The Loch Ness Monster was perceived watching cable in a Concord living room before sunrise.
A massive rhinoceros was made out searching through garbage container on a Concord residential road.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a flying saucer is often witnessed suspended in the air like a cloud in Concord.
A space man from planet Neptune can repeatedly be seen gazing at a man snoozing on a mattress in a house in Concord.
The spirit of a young-looking Indian fighter can be distinguished frequently in Great Brook Farm State Park outside the park headquarters weeping. Many residents assert this ghost may be the soul of a local person who passed on here in Concord in the past.
An enormous snake has occasionally been spotted trying on clothes in a Concord building.
A space alien from outer
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space is every so often noticed right by the entrance to Blackstone River Valley National Heritage Corridor attempting to touch something.
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Ghost Sightings From Concord
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Ghost Sightings From Concord
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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