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These are some lies we made up about Claremont.
A lady's body with a raccoon's head has allegedly been observed on a few instances in a house near Claremont. Residents here who have witnessed this ghost claim this ghost gets pleasure from frightening foolhardy people who are brave enough to disrupt the silence in Claremont.
A gargantuan guinea pig may now and then be perceived at Claremont Paper Company Dam late in the night taking pleasure in the view.
A gentleman with the head of a goblin has regularly been seen looking creepy in Broad Street Park at night.
A partly decomposed human body is repeatedly observed facing the viewer up on Alden Hill.
A lady in flames, gripping a kerosene tank has allegedly been perceived on a handful of occasions in a Claremont area auto part store, staggering the aisles. Locals here assert that this phantom loves terrifying foolhardy folks who come trying to locate phantoms in Claremont.
The alien commander of an alien spacecraft may be witnessed repeatedly
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checking out The Narrows in detail in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a young air force pilot is every so often observed going wild very late at night on a park bench in Claremont.
An ET from planet Jupiter is known to have been distinguished on a few instances on a dark night floating along on Beaver Brook.
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ET from space can every now and then be spotted having a seat at the kitchen counter in a Claremont home mounding boulders.
A space invader was made out wandering through an apartment in Claremont.
A female with a blue face emerged riding on a donkey in the middle of a road near Claremont. Many folks in the neighborhood have had equivalent experiences involving a quite similar ghost. In any case, it's a terrifying spirit that is rather not disturbed.
A gentleman with an axe in his head became visible at a public phone in Claremont talking on the phone. This phantom is extremely active in this vicinity; there have been many other sightings of this exact phantom.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another galaxy was distinguished reading a pamphlet in Erving State Forest by the park headquarters.
A space man from another part of the galaxy was made out pacing through a Claremont vicinity churchyard.
Vincent van Gogh is repeatedly observed sobbing in the middle of a secluded road close to Claremont after midnight.
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spirit of a mailman has allegedly been witnessed on many occasions standing by a deserted road near Claremont. One of the locals firmly argues that this ghost could be the soul of a local resident who passed on here in Claremont in the past.
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Ghost Sightings From Claremont
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Ghost Sightings From Claremont
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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