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These are some lies we made up about Chocorua.
An extraterrestrial from Pluto has supposedly been seen on several occasions in Bowditch-Runnells State Forest around midnight attempting to capture something.
The phantom of a flight attendant may repeatedly be seen at Chocorua River Dam before dawn flickering a lantern. It's been claimed that this individual phantom enjoys terrifying folks who come seeking phantoms in Chocorua.
A space alien from deep space can be made out very often at the stroke of midnight checking out The Chinock in detail.
The ghost of an elderly cleaning lady has now and then been distinguished climbing out of Lovejoy Marsh covered in mud on a dark night. If you talk to the local residents, this ghost could be a distinguished days gone by local of Chocorua.
The ghost of a young-looking female clad as a house keeper is once in a while perceived snooping in mailboxes in the early morning hours in Chocorua.
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Ghost Sightings From Chocorua
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Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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