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These are some lies we made up about Chesterfield.
Hansel and Gretel's mom was seen gazing in a canoe on Spofford Lake.
The ghost of a gentleman dressed in an armed forces outfit is often witnessed by Fullam Pond Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise staring at the water.
A female with a knife sticking out of her head is rumored to have been spotted on frequent occasions in Dogwood Swamp at midnight trying to deposit a body. Residents declare that this spirit enjoys scaring folks who are courageous enough to disturb the quiet in Chesterfield.
An alien explorer from another part of the galaxy can be perceived often in Bear Mountain State Forest on a dark night scooping out a cavity in the soil.
The phantom of a lady with a bag fastened around her head has every so often been made out in Chesterfield Gorge State Park at midnight yelling names of people. Whatever people exclaim, it is certainly a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
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Ghost Sightings From Chesterfield
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Ghost Sightings From Chesterfield
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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