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These are some lies we made up about Chester.
The spirit of a young guy wearing a rain coat is rumored to have been seen on one or two occasions staring at the view from the highest spot of Bell Hill late at night.
Bigfoot can occasionally be observed demolishing a photo at Adams Pond Dam very late at night.
A colossal badger is frequently perceived trying to find a bag in the middle of Cunningham Brook.
An extraterrestrial voyager from the cosmos has supposedly been perceived on a few occasions trying to get cars to stop down a shadowy road outside Chester.
A headless man may frequently be seen in Ballard State Forest at the stroke of midnight collecting wood to make a fire. Some of the people here say this ghost is almost certainly the undeparted ghost of a local who used to live here in Chester. Whatever folks verbalize, it is certainly a terrifying phantom that you would not want to bump into before dawn.
An ET from Pluto has every now and then been perceived reading a newsletter by Abe Emerson Marsh.
A space alien from outer space is every so often observed dispatching a letter at a Chester post office.
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Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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