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The phantom of a young-looking cowboy can sometimes be seen in Charlestown Main Street Historic District at night pulling a cadaver through some bushes. Some of the folks here say this ghost may well be a renowned days gone by inhabitant of Charlestown.
An extraterrestrial tourist from deep space was distinguished late in the night fluttering across Great Meadow.
A giant fox was made out watching TV in a Charlestown living room before dawn.
A space invader from Saturn became visible on a Charlestown residential road in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The spirit of a coal-miner was spotted on the summit of Balls Hill in the early morning hours before sunrise studying the surroundings. There have been several testimonies involving this phantom in the area. No matter what people exclaim, it is indisputably a menacing ghost that any sane person would not want to bump into.
A woman with a moderately translucent body was noticed chucking
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chunks of concrete into the flowing water at Beaver Brook late at night. Several sightings of this phantom have been reported. One thing is for sure, this phantom indisputably is bloodcurdling; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
An alien from another world has frequently been noticed in Hubbard Hill State Forest after midnight shouting at a
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bush.
The phantom of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is frequently perceived looking at a lady slumbering on a mattress in a flat in Charlestown.
A space alien has been said to have been spotted on a handful of occasions in a supermarket in the Charlestown area.
An extremely large gorilla can often be perceived looking at the water by Bates Mill Pond Dam on a dark night.
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Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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