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A massive cheetah was made out at Copps Pond Dam late in the night looking at the vista.
A man lacking a head was witnessed staring down into the water at Ayers Point late at night. When made out the phantom came up to the watcher who then fled. One of the local residents determinedly claims that this ghost is the undead soul of a long departed Center Tuftonboro local. Regardless of what people express, it's without a doubt a terrifying spirit that should be shunned.
A huge whale was observed ascending out from a storm drain on a Center Tuftonboro avenue late in the night.
A gargantuan panda was made out hauling a corpse from the cold water of Bodge Brook after midnight.
The phantom of an aged gold digger with a large mustache and a wooden left leg is repeatedly observed attempting to say something in Cate Park after midnight. Some of the folks here claim this ghost is that of a local who resided here in Center Tuftonboro many years ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Center Tuftonboro
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Ghost Sightings From Center Tuftonboro
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
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