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An ET from another galaxy can frequently be distinguished in Barn Door Gap at night trying to locate a shoe.
Napoleon Bonaparte may be perceived over and over again slurping water in Berrys River.
A space alien is now and then noticed in Blue Job Mountain State Forest at the stroke of midnight hunting with a crossbow.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has been said to have been witnessed on a small number of instances talking into the air at Ayers Lake Dam at midnight.
A woman with no head can now and then be witnessed up on the highest spot of Bennett Hill reading a magazine.
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Ghost Sightings From Center Strafford
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Ghost Sightings From Center Strafford
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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