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These are some lies we made up about Center Sandwich.
A huge roebuck has sometimes been witnessed down near Beede Falls at the stroke of midnight chatting into the air.
A sizeable frightening ogre has purportedly been seen on a small number of occasions checking out Sandwich Notch in detail at the stroke of midnight.
A lady holding her head beside her arm can every so often be seen in Center Sandwich Historic District at night sobbing.
An martian explorer from another solar system was seen looking through building windows in Center Sandwich in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a gentleman with half his head gone materialized fluttering across the Sandwich Range very late at night. The witness got freaked out and ran off. According to the residents, this ghost is the tormented soul of a long dead Center Sandwich local person.
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Ghost Sightings From Center Sandwich
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
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