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These are some lies we made up about Center Ossipee.
An armed forces outfit strolling around devoid of a body in it has every so often been distinguished trying on a shirt in a Center Ossipee flat. Folks here who have noticed this spirit declare this spirit enjoys frightening unwise people who come trying to locate spirits in Center Ossipee.
A huge gorilla is every so often made out down by the water's edge at Black Pond turning toward the witness.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship has purportedly been spotted on frequent instances gazing angrily at the eye witness near the water at Berry Bay.
An extraterrestrial from planet Saturn may once in a while be witnessed looking at the landscape at Berry Bay Dam on a dark night.
The ghost of an appallingly scorched female has frequently been distinguished dragging a dead body over rocks in Lords Hill Historic District after midnight. Residents here argue that this spirit may be the spirit of a person who lived here who
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died here in Center Ossipee some decades ago.
The spirit of a man having a name carved into his foot is frequently seen in Pine River State Forest in the early morning hours setting up camp. A local argues that this ghost is perhaps the undead ghost of a local who used to have a home here in Center Ossipee. In any case, it's a chilling ghost
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that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The ghost of a badly mangled hunter pulling a dead bear has allegedly been spotted on several occasions by Bearcamp River destroying a hat.
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Ghost Sightings From Center Ossipee
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Ghost Sightings From Center Ossipee
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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