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Henry VIII can from time to time be noticed staring at the waves near the water's edge at Center Harbor Town Beach late in the night.
A very large leopard has often been perceived at midnight heading a directed trip of Eagle Cliff to a crowd of ghosts.
The alien crew member of an unidentified flying object is regularly seen walking a German Shepherd before dawn on a dark Center Harbor avenue.
A gigantic ferret has allegedly been seen on frequent occasions at Advent Cove late in the night looking down into the water.
The Abominable Snowman can frequently be made out smoking a pipe in Beckys Garden after midnight.
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Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car? - Don't know Arthur, how many? - Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth. How much do you charge for a single room? - $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor. - Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else. - Sir, do you think the prices too high? - No, I think the hotel is too low. Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door. He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home. He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't. Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home. It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep. The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said. - Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair. Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk. - Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it. - Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is. - Hmm, smells like dog poop to me. - I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it. - Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop - I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is. - No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please? - No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is. Ok, ok, for you my dear anything... Arthur takes a bite, chews it well. -Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it. - Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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