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A beheaded guy has often been seen flinging chunks of concrete into Province Pond on a dark night. According to what the people who live here assert, this spirit is that of a local resident who lived here in Center Conway before the present.
The ghost of a surgeon with a blood-splattered uniform is repeatedly spotted staring at the water by Colton Brook Dam on a dark night. A lot of local residents say this ghost likes startling foolish people who have the courage to disturb the quiet in Center Conway. Anyhow, this is a hostile ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't want to run into.
A female with her head and both arms separated has been said to have been noticed on a few occasions flickering a lantern in Charles Ravine in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A gargantuan mink may often be seen down at Deer Hill Spring late at night scaring folks.
A large creepy giant can be witnessed repeatedly staring at a guy sleeping on a futon in a house in Center Conway.
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Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
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