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An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto has frequently been observed seated at the dining table in a Center Barnstead building.
A huge chinchilla is regularly distinguished in a secluded zone near Center Barnstead.
An extremely large zebu can frequently be distinguished calling out people's names down by the water's edge at Upper Suncook Lake.
A space man from deep space may be noticed time and again gazing at the water by Adams Pond Dam on a dark night.
A giant crocodile has occasionally been made out concealing a body by a sizeable boulder in Merrymeeting State Wildlife Management Area late at night.
A female having the head of a devil is occasionally seen posting a parcel at a Center Barnstead post office. Several of the folks who live here claim this ghost is most likely the undead ghost of a local who used to have a home here in Center Barnstead. In any event, this is an intimidating phantom that should be stayed away from.
An ET is known to have been noticed on a small number of occasions conversing into the air as if somebody else was in attendance.
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How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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