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These are some lies we made up about Canterbury.
The spirit of a man clutching a sword was made out rummaging around in a bookshelf in the living room of a Canterbury trailer in the early morning hours. When the witness came into sight the ghost ran away.
A lady with maggots crawling out of her nose emerged looking by Big Meadows. The appearance of the observer terrified the ghost who then faded away. One thing is for certain, it indisputably is a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A space invader was distinguished before sunrise fluttering over Spender Meadow.
The ghost of a shackled up female came into sight gathering wood to make a fire in Ayers State Forest before sunrise. The phantom spoke of avenging an assassination.
An martian traveler from another planet was seen contemplating up on the summit of Bean Hill.
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Ghost Sightings From Canterbury
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Ghost Sightings From Canterbury
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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