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These are some lies we made up about Candia.
An alien from the cosmos was witnessed scaring folks by a streetlamp in Candia.
The scary spirit of a Gaul has repeatedly been distinguished struggling to dump a corpse in Abe Emerson Marsh before dawn.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship is regularly witnessed taking in the vista at Clark Pond East Dam around midnight.
A very large addax has been witnessed on a handful of instances going through a fridge in the kitchen of a Candia mobile home very late at night.
A scary skeleton may repeatedly be seen gazing at folks in a Candia mobile home through a door crack.
A glow-in-the-dark human shape can be distinguished often in Bear Brook State Park before dawn yelling at the watcher to leave. One of the local residents determinedly declares that this phantom may well be a recognized past native of Candia.
The phantom of a pregnant female is once in a while noticed in a desolate spot in the neighborhood of Candia. Regardless of what, it's a scary spirit that is better not disrupted.
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It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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