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These are some lies we made up about Canaan.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship has repeatedly been made out guzzling root beer in a motor boat on Mirror Lake.
An alien from Saturn is often spotted performing a song on a harp in a Canaan residence.
A space man from outer space has purportedly been made out on one or two occasions hauling a cadaver through some bushes in Canaan Street Historic District around midnight.
The ghost of an aged sorceress can frequently be noticed fluttering over Orange Basin at night. Nevertheless, this is an unsympathetic ghost that should be steered clear of.
A very large baboon can be made out repeatedly in a Canaan highschool late at night pacing the hallways.
A giant skunk has now and then been seen in a mirror in a Canaan building; the ghost was solely observable in the mirror.
A gigantic gila monster is now and then made out at night giving a guided expedition of Banks Pinnacle to a company of spirits.
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Ghost Sightings From Canaan
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
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