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These are some lies we made up about Campton.
A gargantuan cheetah is often seen by an old woman canoeing in a river right next door to Campton.
A guy having a sword in his head has allegedly been perceived on one or two occasions resting on the floor in a house in Campton.
An extremely large cat may often be noticed pacing from building to building before sunrise on a Campton road.
An alien traveler from another world can be spotted very often up on Bald Mountain downing chlorine.
The phantom of a mail carrier has once in a while been perceived at Campton Bog Pond Dam very late at night smoking a pipe.
An ET from another solar system is once in a while seen on the shore of Campton Bog Pond reading a book.
A female figure can now and then be made out hovering across The Plains around midnight. One of the people who live here steadfastly says that this ghost may perhaps be a distinguished former time dweller of Campton.
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Ghost Sightings From Campton
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Ghost Sightings From Campton
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
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