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These are some lies we made up about Brookline.
A space invader from the cosmos is once in a while observed by a lady fishing by a lake in the vicinity of Brookline.
A wandering phantom has purportedly been witnessed on a handful of occasions hovering over Devils Den at midnight. A local woman asserts that this ghost can be the soul of a local who passed on here in Brookline in the past. In any case, this ghost certainly is bloodcurdling; one that should be left alone.
The spirit of a jetliner pilot can from time to time be observed carrying a cranium in Lost Valley late at night.
The alien mechanic of an alien spacecraft was witnessed by the water at Osgood Pond crying.
A very large prairie dog materialized examining the panorama from the apex of Barker Hill at midnight.
Plato was perceived resting on a sofa in an apartment in Brookline.
A space alien from planet Pluto materialized staring at the water by Adams Dam late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Brookline
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Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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